Me, Saddam, and Mel Gibson..Can you Tell them Apart?
So Which one is me? 1. One is a movie star, producer, director, and apparently hates Jews.* 2. One was a dictator who tortured and killed thousands of people…hates Jews.* 3. One was a head honcho of...
View ArticleThe Thong that Sank a Thousand Ships
This article is proof that sometimes your favorite topics just find a way to come together. I this case, it’s thongs and marketing. I love thongs. At the beach, by the pool, under a short skirt,...
View ArticleWill You All Please Shut Up! You are NOT a “guru”…
How Even the Biggest IM “gurus’ are closer to your local dentist than they are to a Rock Star…and let me prove it to you I think I am totally losing it…and I hope some of you will comment and...
View ArticleEveryone Poops: Top 7 Absurd Actual Books on Amazon
I came up with the idea for this article while surfing for some new books on Amazon. I was looking for a book on the great depression, and accidentally typed “everyones poop” instead of “everyones...
View ArticlePlease don’t laugh while you are holding my penis
I’ve just returned from a doctor’s appointment and I thought I would share an uncomfortable story with you. Hopefully I can entertain you at my own expense while sharing a important lesson about using...
View ArticleShortBusHumor.com is now LIVE!
I just wanted to drop a quick note on the blog to let you hooligans know that we have a new web site in our expanding army! While you guys were twirling your thumbs, we have been spending hours...
View ArticleHousing Market Bailout and a Stupid Stupid Whore
I was watching the daily show the other night where Jon Stewart lambasted the “expert advice” of CNBC and Rick Santelli specifically on his “Fu&c the homeowners” rant on Wall Street. Pretty funny....
View ArticleDo or Do not. There is no try.
Been a while. Miss me? Nah, me either. <hug> When it comes to business, I’m cool, collected, professional, prepared, and able to make tough decisions at the drop of a hat. Of course I am wrong...
View ArticleEnh…go Tweet yourself…I’m over Twitter….and some stuff that dosen’t suck…
I’m over Twitter. Don’t get me wrong - I still have it, I’m still collecting followers, and I still throw up a new tweet when I write an article. But other than that, the twetals have fallen off the...
View ArticleEvil Genius is Back and Kickin’ it Old School BEEYOCH!
Time to bust out a 40 and brush off the obscure gang signs – the separation from corporate America is official! Now that there is no risk of me getting fired for saying something off color, I can...
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